If you rub my genie lamp you'll get more then 3 wishes Just as sweet and sticky and its magically delicious God dam! You know I see my self in those dishes Open up your mouth and you'll be sleeping with the fishes Cause my mom had me committed at the tender age of four Just cause I wrote redrum on the door But the telltale heart beats below my floor And quote that raven nevermore I'm coming out swinging so your ass better duck, goose I'm dinning out on caviar, your praying for pot luck How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck Your plum out of luck, your the shrimp I'm gonna shuck Now I'm washing and I'm scrubbing and my hands are still too bloody Cause I'm the one who killed the Energizer bunny Laughing to the bank cause I think that murders funny All that cash and I'm still making money You know of only seven but I'm the 8th deadly sin I'm here to claim your soul so let the torture begin Huffing and puffing and I'll blow your house in So forget about Pinniccho, I'm all about Jeppetto Tip toe threw the tulips and I'm burning down your meadow Your gonna die in agony the Magic 8 ball said so Got my mouth running faster than a white man in the ghetto Like Jake the Snake Robbers I'll be dropping D.D.T's I'm eating Mentos and your eating Sprees Like a Mexican piñata , you'll be hanging from the trees I'll put more holes in you then a slice of Swiss cheese Cause I like my meat rare I'm Sonny Your Cher In my nightmare You know you ain't got a prayer Your throat I will tear Toe to toe Anywhere No time to despair Light ya ass like a electric chair
Evil is as evil does and no one does it better! Evil is as evil does and no one does it better! Evil is as evil does and no one does it better! Threw thick and thin, the PAC stands together!
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Step off, sit down, back up What the hell ya looking at? Step off, sit down, back up What the hell ya looking at? Step off, sit down, back up What the hell ya looking at? What cha looking at? What the hell ya looking at?
A recurring nightmare of a Halloween dream I'm not sure what it means but I sense a common theme No blood, no guts, no pain, no gain I got the answer but I think I'm insane Now I'm the king of this hill so they call me Boss Hog WOLFPAC running thicker than the London Fog Dialog phatter then a Sears catalog I'll stand my ground blasting like a Reservoir Dog Leggo my Eggo or I'll break your fuckin nose I know you fear me and your nervousness shows I can see you shaken from your head down to your toes Evil is as evil does is how the saying goes Well I'm a new, and improved and I'm lemony fresh I'm the quicker picker upper picking' up any mess Your getting twice as much for a dollar less And I'm cleaning' up rivals like a game of chess I'm going fruity for the flavor of some Trix Counting off the clicks as this time bomb ticks Homemade snuff flicks is how we get our kicks I'd rather be judged by twelve then carried out by six? Flip ya off the glass like a windshield wiper Rhymes so hyper that there hard to decipher Snap, snap, snap your spinal column like Rodie Rowdy Piper Gonna treat your worse than a baby treats a diaper 36 24 36 Hike Your tripping over me like your Dick Van Dike Beat your boyfriend up and then I stole his dirt bike Cumming in you unfiltered like a Lucky Strike
Evil is as evil does and no one does it better! Evil is as evil does and no one does it better! Evil is as evil does and no one does it better! Threw thick and thin, the PAC stands together
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