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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Come on baby Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Sexy baby Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump (Repeat 2x)
People say "Yo, Daddy you're really funny lookin" That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me But ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, Suite B All the girls they adore thee Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write All ya had to do was give Daddy a chance And now I'm gonna do my dance
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All right check this one out, its easy to do... First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Daddy That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Daddy Dad's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin' Jig around, shakin' ya rump When the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
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