The World's Most Un-Necessary Band!

The Sumophobia album review is now online!


Despite what the name insinuates, Worm Quartet is actually one guy and not four. This lone artist is Shoebox, better known to most of you as "Vanilla Ice Stole My Gum." Why is he the lone member of this band? Because he's the only one in it, silly! This guy has become my second favorite artist (I, J da Mack, clump ICP & Twiztid into one, icky ball) and anyone who knows me will tell you that is no small feat, since I would like to take the entire music industry and stuff it all in a blender and let it run for a whole day. The only thing stopping me from doing this is I'm sick of rap/rock mixes, rap/classical mixes, rap/polka mixes, etc. I'm probably the last person in the world that should be a music critic because, quite frankly, I HATE EVERYTHING. Worm Quartet is a refreshing step out of the usual bullshit in the music industry. In today's MTV commercially controlled music environment, Worm Qartet isn't afraid to say, "Hey, check out these tacos!" But don't take my word for it, listen to these satisfied customers!

"Before Worm Quartet, I was a loser going nowhere in life. Now, I have a job with a bright future! Would you like fries with that?"

"My wife left me, my kids hated me, I thought my life was over. Now thanks to Worm Quartet, I can just laugh my troubles *sniff* away! *wimper* Thanks Worm Quartet! *cries*"

"The credit card companies kept calling nonstop, I didn't know what to do! Then I got Worm Quartet and I was $5.99 short of buying the gun I was going to shoot myself with. Worm Quartet saved my life! Now, I live in a nice dumpster behind Wendys!"

Describing the music is like trying to describe Miami to an eskimo. All I can tell you is the music reminds me of Screaching Weasel, and the lyrics remind me of Weird Al, but funnier. Now if you don't like punk, don't instantly turn your nose at this or you WILL be sorry (actually you would probably never give it another thought). Worm Quartet also appeals to John Q. Non-Punk. This is possible, because the music hits you on all levels. It hits you in the balls, in the thumb, in the ear, in the armpit and in the back of the leg. Don't believe me? Check out some of the tunes on the Worm Quartet MP3 Page! Here you will find such gems as "Hair on the Soap" "I Don't Give a Shit About Your Fucking Website" and the amazingly brilliant "I Bit Willaim Shatner." Hey, if it's endorsed by rydas.com, how bad could it be? Wait, don't answer that.

So far, Worm Quartet has received little attention. Not only is this a mystery to us here at rydas.com, but a TRAGEDY. Hopefully, we can help solve this problem. Please at least check them out and if you like what you hear, buy the new cd, Sumophobia, for the low, LOW price of 5.99!! I refuse to accept the notion that Worm Quartet is going to continue to be, for the most part, ignored. Below are some select links that you might enjoy!
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