- Would an elephant that walks backwards go "Oooom"?
- What that shit in ya computer mouse REALLY is!
- Why does the lesbian migration, orbitational satellite seam to always have technical difficulties when orbiting checkaslavakia?
- Why do dicks and sacs have that lil scar that runs underneath em?!?!
- Why chocolate tastes SO nice!
- If a midget gets high is he tall?
- If a cow laughs to hard will milk come out it's nose?
- If milk comes out a cows ass is it chocalate?
- Can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
- Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
- Why do they call them TV sets when you only get one?
- Does a girls pussy have nine lives?
- If you hold in your nut for too long, will ya sac explode?
- Never flush a hamster down your toilet you'll find out why when the rotoruter man gets there!
- If a brick didn't sit on walls no more, what would you ask it?
- If a pussy had the power to shrink itself, what would you ask it?
- If a dick didn't get hard off cocaine, what would you ask it?
- Why is it called tourist season if we cant kill them?
- Do canibals think clowns taste funny?
- Why do guys have nippels?
- if you throw a cat out of a window, is it kitty litter?
- what does a booger smell like?
- why are "floppy disks" hard?
- why do t-shirts have the "t" in them? 
- Why did faginem come out with a cd called the "Marshall Mathers LP"  then put a song called "The real slim shady" on it?
- What is RACECAR spelled backwards? (This also works with NEDEN)
- Why do bitches have a pair of panties but just one bra?
- why do midgets have lumpy heads?
- If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
- Why do guys have wrinkles on their nutsacks if their young or old?? Does that makes nut sacks wrinkly?? Or do they lose some wrinkles when u r older????
- A no foots on 1 foot, a 2 foots sat on a 4 foot, and a cat got some...guess it yet? A fish is on a 1 legged table, a mans on a 4 legged chair, the man gives the fish to the cat.... (Right....)
- Think J yelling "SUGAR BEAR" after he kills Mike E. Clark... hehe
- Why in the Donut-Hut when Ape Boy comes in you hear a woman scream, when you don't see one in there?
- If you are driving at the speed of light, and then turned your headlights on, would anything happen?
- Why does cargo go by ship, but a shipment goes by car?
- Too bad if there was a lactose intolerant mouse.
- Why do some volvos have windscreen wipers on their lights. who drives them offroad?
- Wy do cars always break down when someone is trying to get away fron a serial killer?
- Why dont aliens ever come down to talk?
- Who came up with the name snuffleupagus? (big sesame street mammoth dude)
- I wish i was a pig, their orgasms last for up to 30 mins.
- He who lives by the sword gets shot by he who lives by the gun